This summer, apart from the joke that is jury duty, I have been working on a building site. It is a typical building site, tea cups that look slightly off colour, some extreme views about foreigners taking our jobs, and an old radio pumping out radio 2.
Now radio 2 is the most popular radio station in the UK, and with some of the djs you can understand why, Terry Wogans dulcet tones, Steve Wrights querky features etc etc. However there is one dj who makes me want to throw the radio into the nearest pit full of wet cement, and that man is Jeremy Vine.
I have written before about a Jeremy, Mr Jeremy-Satan-Kyle, and I expressed my immense displeasure at his ridiculous views and treatment of others on his show. What is it about that name that breeds cunts? You would have thought that they would have had a sense of humour, bearing in mind there parents must have been jokers to give them such a ridiculous name in the first place. We seem to be in a plague of Jeremys at the moment. Fuck swine flu, this shit is serious.
Jeremy Vine is not only shoulder deep inside his own colon, but he is also a crap dj. An interviewer needs to guide an interview, without imposing but letting the other person say what needs to be said. This isnt done by Mr Vine, he would rather ramble through an interview asking irrelevant questions in such a smug self loving way that I wouldnt be suprised if he took a recording of his show home every night, put it on his expensive stereo, stared into a mirror and masturbated furiously.
You have heard enough about my feelings about Jeremy Kyle, and so i would like to point to another Jeremy whom, despite being a funny man, is in fact a show of everything that is wrong in this society. That man is no less than the lanky, tight jeaned, living in the 90's, Jeremy Clarkson.
A controversial decision, yes, but he is such a self loving, fuck everybody else, figure that it is a wonder how anybody else likes him! I dont want to go into a rant about Mr Clarkson, I will simply give a brief outline of how up his own arse this man is.
This was the basic outline of an interview of Dr Stephen Ladyman (too easy) the transport minister.
Clarkson: Whats with all the speed cameras!?
Ladyman: Well, they have been proven to stop deaths in black spots, the deaths on roads with them have decreased by 50% (i cant remember the actual number but it was impressive).
Clarkson: Yeah, but they are so annoying!
Thats right Jeremy, peoples lives are far less important than you having a jolly in your expensive cars. You wanker.
