So rather than getting involved in more debates about the pros and cons of protestors i have decided to vent my anger at the new series of Beverley Hills 90210, something that stopped in the 90's.
Well congratulations writers, if this is the next generation of this epic show then i think that the original show must have had sex with their sister. The sister would have been perfectly formed and probably more attractive than any other sister, but a sister none the less.
The ridiculous story lines in the first episode alone make me wonder if the credit crunch has meant that studios have actually adopted the 'one million monkeys in a room will eventually write shakespeare' theory, but just had a couple of monkeys, and very limited time.
Lets start with the love interest/jock/hunk. First impressions, he is getting a blowy from a random girl. How can the audience suddenley make the jump from 'prick' to 'nice guy' in one episode, it doesnt work.
The main character, the girl. Are you 15? No. To be honest although incredibly attractive i get the feeling that she could collapse at any time as her diet of steam doesnt cut it. How can you have this kind of girl as a main character in a show designed for teenage girls, she looks anorexic, and even if this is natural then girls will still want to look like that, and they will starve themselves.
Also the whole concept of rich kids using daddys money for their own means. Could they have chosen a worse time for this. Basically saying the general public 'ha, fuck your economic plight, look at how much better these people are than you'. Well i hope their private jets are hijacked, pricks.
The only redeeming feature is that now that i can get my rage out at a television programme the chances of me starting a fight with anybody is very slim, as after a viewing im all angered out. Plus the girls are attractive and my friend jonny enjoys the lacrosse.
Quite frankly, i have never been so genuinely excited about monday night next week, 9 o'clock on E4, miss it at your peril.
Mon' next weeks crapfest.
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