Some things worry me deeply and a lot of things confuse me. The Global credit crisis at the moment, snakes people shooting me, those things worry me. Particle acceleration, the universe and how people can keep falling under the spell of X factor, these things deeply deeply confuse me.
However one thing that i never thought would worry and confuse me would be Scrubs. I have watched this programme religiously for years and years, and what i like about it is the completely unpredictable nature of the show, the fact that at any time JD can have the most random thoughts and the storyline can hit absolutely any plot twists. The story line can go from Dr. Cox killing three people and going into a bout of depression to JD getting a DUI, having erectile problems and passing out everytime he has a dump.
Unlike Sitcoms like Friends there hasn't been an omnipresent 'will they wont they' as after four seasons of this with Elliott and JD, the writers, rightly, thought 'no, this is too predicable' and it stopped with a magnificently put together scene where the two of them admit to one another that they no longer have any kind of sexual feelings.
Since the writers strike meant that the seventh season was so fucked up that they ended it with a random fairy tale episode. So rather than making the eighth and last season original they took the plot of friends and made JD and Elliott start a relationship again. Well, its not the same! Ross and Rachel had 10 seasons to mould the back story to their eventual love, this was done in 30 seconds 'me and elliot had been spending more and more time together'. Brilliant, ruined my favourite TV programme.
Why would you ruin the last season, the one which will last in peoples memories for so long, by copying another show. I love Scrubs, but the writers have totally ruined the last season, it doesnt matter what happens in the final episodes, because it is completely FUCKED.
Saturday, 31 January 2009
Wednesday, 28 January 2009
Beverley hills 9021...oh
So rather than getting involved in more debates about the pros and cons of protestors i have decided to vent my anger at the new series of Beverley Hills 90210, something that stopped in the 90's.
Well congratulations writers, if this is the next generation of this epic show then i think that the original show must have had sex with their sister. The sister would have been perfectly formed and probably more attractive than any other sister, but a sister none the less.
The ridiculous story lines in the first episode alone make me wonder if the credit crunch has meant that studios have actually adopted the 'one million monkeys in a room will eventually write shakespeare' theory, but just had a couple of monkeys, and very limited time.
Lets start with the love interest/jock/hunk. First impressions, he is getting a blowy from a random girl. How can the audience suddenley make the jump from 'prick' to 'nice guy' in one episode, it doesnt work.
The main character, the girl. Are you 15? No. To be honest although incredibly attractive i get the feeling that she could collapse at any time as her diet of steam doesnt cut it. How can you have this kind of girl as a main character in a show designed for teenage girls, she looks anorexic, and even if this is natural then girls will still want to look like that, and they will starve themselves.
Also the whole concept of rich kids using daddys money for their own means. Could they have chosen a worse time for this. Basically saying the general public 'ha, fuck your economic plight, look at how much better these people are than you'. Well i hope their private jets are hijacked, pricks.
The only redeeming feature is that now that i can get my rage out at a television programme the chances of me starting a fight with anybody is very slim, as after a viewing im all angered out. Plus the girls are attractive and my friend jonny enjoys the lacrosse.
Quite frankly, i have never been so genuinely excited about monday night next week, 9 o'clock on E4, miss it at your peril.
Mon' next weeks crapfest.
Well congratulations writers, if this is the next generation of this epic show then i think that the original show must have had sex with their sister. The sister would have been perfectly formed and probably more attractive than any other sister, but a sister none the less.
The ridiculous story lines in the first episode alone make me wonder if the credit crunch has meant that studios have actually adopted the 'one million monkeys in a room will eventually write shakespeare' theory, but just had a couple of monkeys, and very limited time.
Lets start with the love interest/jock/hunk. First impressions, he is getting a blowy from a random girl. How can the audience suddenley make the jump from 'prick' to 'nice guy' in one episode, it doesnt work.
The main character, the girl. Are you 15? No. To be honest although incredibly attractive i get the feeling that she could collapse at any time as her diet of steam doesnt cut it. How can you have this kind of girl as a main character in a show designed for teenage girls, she looks anorexic, and even if this is natural then girls will still want to look like that, and they will starve themselves.
Also the whole concept of rich kids using daddys money for their own means. Could they have chosen a worse time for this. Basically saying the general public 'ha, fuck your economic plight, look at how much better these people are than you'. Well i hope their private jets are hijacked, pricks.
The only redeeming feature is that now that i can get my rage out at a television programme the chances of me starting a fight with anybody is very slim, as after a viewing im all angered out. Plus the girls are attractive and my friend jonny enjoys the lacrosse.
Quite frankly, i have never been so genuinely excited about monday night next week, 9 o'clock on E4, miss it at your peril.
Mon' next weeks crapfest.
Thursday, 22 January 2009
pathetic?
I wrote about how pathetic i thought people were about quantifying their humanity, but today i have to admit i was proven wrong.
The protestors that i saw today did nothing like that, instead they decided to sit either side of a gate with signs, and look angry.
Both sides of this argument were arguing for peace, but they are not campaigning for peace. Both sides are using the word 'peace' as a blanket expression for 'our objectives'.
The Israelis want peace in terms of 'stop firing crap at us' and the Palestinians want peace in terms of 'stop bombing us (but we wont stop doing the same)'. Now this is ridiculous, not just in terms of pathetic narrow minded people campaigning not out of thought and conscious objection but because all they are doing is escalating a situation which needs no escalating.
Will anybody from either protest group be friends now in Birmingham, thousands of miles away fromt the conflict? HELL NO. This is why it is ridiculous, if you are so fucking offended by the actions of a government why not go to Israel and protest, rather than on a manicured lawn at a well respected university. Pricks.
The protestors that i saw today did nothing like that, instead they decided to sit either side of a gate with signs, and look angry.
Both sides of this argument were arguing for peace, but they are not campaigning for peace. Both sides are using the word 'peace' as a blanket expression for 'our objectives'.
The Israelis want peace in terms of 'stop firing crap at us' and the Palestinians want peace in terms of 'stop bombing us (but we wont stop doing the same)'. Now this is ridiculous, not just in terms of pathetic narrow minded people campaigning not out of thought and conscious objection but because all they are doing is escalating a situation which needs no escalating.
Will anybody from either protest group be friends now in Birmingham, thousands of miles away fromt the conflict? HELL NO. This is why it is ridiculous, if you are so fucking offended by the actions of a government why not go to Israel and protest, rather than on a manicured lawn at a well respected university. Pricks.
Wednesday, 21 January 2009
What was i thinking/protestors piss me off
so, i decided to start writing a blog.
I dont really know why i started writing it, i feel a bit like 1984, opening the blank book with the beautiful cover and having nothing in particular to write, i could start rambling on about a film where a woman is shot in a boat, but im not going to.
This is more like a 13 year old girl talking really fast but nothing that she says is relevant to any coherent sentence, or create any meaning to what she was trying to put forward. So what im getting at is that i am a thirteen year old girl who likes reading orwell, and cant write about boats.
I like to Rant, so i think that this is one way in which i am getting across my rantings. What am i fucked off with today?
Today i am fucked off with alot of things, but the thing that i am going to bitch about the most is going to be the Israelis. WOW IM ORIGINAL.
I am not going to rant about their ridiculous foreign policy etc, because thats done. As a student the reason that i am pissed off with this is because there are now a load of students preparing for a 'protest' tomorrow, and i am sure that this will infact involve a load of self loving pricks standing outside the front of the university waving over the top banners. At a protest the other day somebody got arrested. This was because he was wearing a hoody saying that all Israelis raped women. Now, is it just me that see's this as ironic? 'Fuck the Israelis, being predjudiced because of where someone lives, im going to protest and wear this hoody which is attempting to be big, but is stupendously badly chosen'. Fucking idiot.
Most of the people will be there to be seen there, i know so many people who will just turn up to be a rebel. Well, heres news, standing IN A CROWD, with a bunch of LIKE MINDED PEOPLE, you are going to blend in, you wont be an indivual, and your standing outside the front of university is not going to make the Israelis say 'wow, we have been pricks, lets just chill out.'
No the reason that you all are doing this is because you love the feeling of being able to quantify your humanity 'im more human than you, ive been to over 4 protests'. Well why dont you go and protest nuclear testing sites, literally on them, during testing, you self righteous pricks.
I dont really know why i started writing it, i feel a bit like 1984, opening the blank book with the beautiful cover and having nothing in particular to write, i could start rambling on about a film where a woman is shot in a boat, but im not going to.
This is more like a 13 year old girl talking really fast but nothing that she says is relevant to any coherent sentence, or create any meaning to what she was trying to put forward. So what im getting at is that i am a thirteen year old girl who likes reading orwell, and cant write about boats.
I like to Rant, so i think that this is one way in which i am getting across my rantings. What am i fucked off with today?
Today i am fucked off with alot of things, but the thing that i am going to bitch about the most is going to be the Israelis. WOW IM ORIGINAL.
I am not going to rant about their ridiculous foreign policy etc, because thats done. As a student the reason that i am pissed off with this is because there are now a load of students preparing for a 'protest' tomorrow, and i am sure that this will infact involve a load of self loving pricks standing outside the front of the university waving over the top banners. At a protest the other day somebody got arrested. This was because he was wearing a hoody saying that all Israelis raped women. Now, is it just me that see's this as ironic? 'Fuck the Israelis, being predjudiced because of where someone lives, im going to protest and wear this hoody which is attempting to be big, but is stupendously badly chosen'. Fucking idiot.
Most of the people will be there to be seen there, i know so many people who will just turn up to be a rebel. Well, heres news, standing IN A CROWD, with a bunch of LIKE MINDED PEOPLE, you are going to blend in, you wont be an indivual, and your standing outside the front of university is not going to make the Israelis say 'wow, we have been pricks, lets just chill out.'
No the reason that you all are doing this is because you love the feeling of being able to quantify your humanity 'im more human than you, ive been to over 4 protests'. Well why dont you go and protest nuclear testing sites, literally on them, during testing, you self righteous pricks.
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